NEW PLAYER REGISTRATION FORM
If you are new to Little Rock, new to the Little Rock kickball Association, or are just looking for a new team to play on, I can help you get involved! First, if you are looking to register a new team, this is not the place. This is for individuals who are looking for teams to play on or who are looking to get involved to submit their information so that we can find you a new home in the Kickball Nation! Teams of all levels are always looking for new players, so complete the info asked for below and I will put you in touch with the group that will become your new best friends!
First, be aware of the following:
Ask me any question you have:
Larry Betz aka The Poo 501-563-1244 thegrandpoo@yahoo.com
1. What is your last name?
2. What is your first name?
2. GenderMaleFemale
3. Age-ish (Not trying to get too personal!)
4. Email
5. Phone
6. How'd you hear about us?
7. On a scale of 1-5, how would you modestly rank your athletic ability. Think about how you would compare to the statement: All that and a bag of chips
1: It's been a while since I have done anything athletic but I am great fun to be around and dog gone it people like me! I ate the sandwich and the bag of chips and washed it all down with several beers. (Note from Poo: That's what I am!) Not to worry, if this is you, than take pride in knowing that you are Poo-like and there's a place for you in the LRKA 2: Just your average schmuck looking to get back into the swing of some kickball centered socializing. Comparable to an average sandwich with a zip lock baggie of chips from home packed by your mother 3: I've played some sports before... My sandwich has the crust cut off, crisp lettuce and comes with Cheetos! 4: I play organized sports now and I'm pretty good and in pretty decent shape. I'm all that with a large grab bag of name brand chips AND a pickle! (Warning: If you are unsure of whether or not you come with a pickle on the side, choose one of the above) 5: I am considered by many to be God-like with my amazing natural ability, stunning speed, dazzling smile and I can almost guarantee any team that gets me wins it all... You are the Swiss and Mushroom Steak House Burger from Burger King of Athletes. People sing songs about you and a bag of chips would be an insult to your meaty goodness; French Fries Only!
1: It's been a while since I have done anything athletic but I am great fun to be around and dog gone it people like me! I ate the sandwich and the bag of chips and washed it all down with several beers. (Note from Poo: That's what I am!) Not to worry, if this is you, than take pride in knowing that you are Poo-like and there's a place for you in the LRKA
2: Just your average schmuck looking to get back into the swing of some kickball centered socializing. Comparable to an average sandwich with a zip lock baggie of chips from home packed by your mother
3: I've played some sports before... My sandwich has the crust cut off, crisp lettuce and comes with Cheetos!
4: I play organized sports now and I'm pretty good and in pretty decent shape. I'm all that with a large grab bag of name brand chips AND a pickle! (Warning: If you are unsure of whether or not you come with a pickle on the side, choose one of the above)
5: I am considered by many to be God-like with my amazing natural ability, stunning speed, dazzling smile and I can almost guarantee any team that gets me wins it all... You are the Swiss and Mushroom Steak House Burger from Burger King of Athletes. People sing songs about you and a bag of chips would be an insult to your meaty goodness; French Fries Only!
8. On what level would you like to compete? remember the LRKA has four different levels of play:
Laid Back Novice Intermediate Competitive
9. Have you ever played Kickball before (as a grown up)?
Yes, and my life has been richer for itNo, and I have no idea of how I survived without it
10. Supply any additional information that might help me find you a great new team! If you played in the LRKA before, please list any teams.